No Fucking Porn

Subject: No Fucking Porn Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:20 pm

I thought I made myself clear earlier. Forumotion doesn't allow porn. Violators will be banned.

Subject: Re: No Fucking Porn Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:09 am

So far they have had no complaints.

Admin Posts : 165 Join date : 2009-08-13 Location : USA

ya well the old Cuntcast, Aunt Jemima's Metal Battalion, had its own holy grail of porn, and it rode on quite unnoticed for a good 6 months, but then when forum motion found out about it, they got their whole fucking site taken down.
i dont wanna take that chance.
plus, jacking off to COVERED women can be new challenge. jacking off to porn is just too easy.
you know, more than half the time i jack off, i dont even LOOK at anything. i have such good imagination that i dont need to anymore.

having started masturbation at an inhumanly early age probably helps too. :lol:

Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-08-15

what about porn that doesn't involve fucking eh?

Subject: Re: No Fucking Porn Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:29 pm

Nope no nudity and shit
I don't make the rules, trust me I love nekkid girls as much as the next guy
But I don't want the site to be taken down
Sorry. We allow racism though

Admin Posts : 165 Join date : 2009-08-13 Location : USA

hes right.
but its a fucked up world we live in eh?
were allowed to go around screaming "we hate niggers! lets kill em all!" but were not allowed to post a harmless pair of titties.
were allowed to show hate but no love.

Subject: Re: No Fucking Porn Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:35 pm

Yeah I know, it saddens me
But nigger hate is acceptable I guess
So have fun :mrgreen:

Posts : 192 Join date : 2009-08-14

GOD DAMN COONS!

Posts : 104 Join date : 2009-08-15

Go Back! Go Back! To Africa! Go Back! Go Back! To Africa! Go Back! Go Back! To Africa! CAUSE WE DON'T LIKE YOU HERE!

Subject: Re: No Fucking Porn Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:33 pm

Thats the spirit! :mrgreen:

Subject: Re: No Fucking Porn Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:04 pm

El Decapo wrote:: GOD DAMN COONS!

COONS?!?!?! Mama used to chase them off the porch with a broom...

Posts : 192 Join date : 2009-08-14

Hades wrote:: Go Back! Go Back! To Africa! Go Back! Go Back! To Africa! Go Back! Go Back! To Africa! CAUSE WE DON'T LIKE YOU HERE!

THERE'S TOO MANY TO FIT IN A BOAT! NOW ITS TIME TO SEE IF SHIT CAN FLOAT!

Admin Posts : 165 Join date : 2009-08-13 Location : USA

FAVORITE BLACK JOKES:
How do you tell if a nigress is pregnant?
shove a bannana up her cunt and see if you get any bites.
How long does it take for a nigress to take a shit?
9 months.
How do you baby sit a niglet?
wet his lips and stick him to a wall.

Posts : 89 Join date : 2009-08-15

Tom J. Pulvorazor wrote:: How long does it take for a nigress to take a shit?
9 months.

Haha, never heard that one before.

Canadien Law Enforcer Posts : 116 Join date : 2009-08-14

I am appalled by your insensitive attempts at humour.