The Joke Thread

Post your random and funny jokes in this thread.

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."

THe next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"

Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"

Meh, you all have seen my wall-O-Dead baby and nigger jokes.

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.


He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for  a moment and then replied,

'Crown Royal, whiskey and women with big tits .'

This plane is about to crash and this hot chick stands up and yells, "Is there any man here who can make me feel like a woman one last time?"

This guy gets up, takes off his shirt, throws it at her, and says "Here, iron this."

El Decapo wrote:

This plane is about to crash and this hot chick stands up and yells, "Is there any man here who can make me feel like a woman one last time?"

This guy gets up, takes off his shirt, throws it at her, and says "Here, iron this."

LOL!