ANAL CUNT, HAGGIS WITH VERY SPECIAL GUEST MARK "CHOPPER" READ

Legendary grindcore freaks Anal Cunt (USA) join forces with the ever-provoking hardcore bastards Haggis (Norway) and Belfast's own Dangerfields for this massive FUCK YOU of a show. To top it all off, notorious Australian crime lord (he's served his time, liberals) and author of 10 consecutive bestselling books, Mark "Chopper" Read, glues it all together in an MC/spoken word role. After the Dangerfields have opened proceedings, Chopper will welcome you with a short introduction of who he is and what he's done, then introduce Haggis. Haggis will play, then reintroduce Mr Read, who'll tell some stories before introducing Anal Cunt. After Anal Cunt are done, Chopper will return to read a chapter from one of his books, whilst the bands engage in a drinking contest onstage behind him.

Or that's the idea.

Venue: The Limelight, 17 Ormeau Avenue, Belfast, BT2 8HD

Date: Wednesday 14th October 2009

Ticket price: £19.00

Doors: 8.00pm

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I plan to, with any luck I will have a job aswell so I can get mega drunk.

I say pose as a band member so you can get in on that drinking contest, sounds fucking awesome.

I think the band would notice...

I wanna see Anal Cunt live.

Well move to the UK and you can.

Too much work.