Episode 1- "heh-heh"

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XND4BW4G

Episode 1
No Sheriff Harry. Just Mike and Tom.
This episode the first ever real episode! And we used up almost all the requests on the demo episode, so about 99% of the playlist is shit that we picked out ourselves. The playlist was all songs that we, collectively, thought would be metal that everyone could TOLERATE and enjoy. So don’t bitch about the playlist not having your favorite demo tapes by Anal Cunt or something.
NOTE: Being the first real episode, we had a few fuckups, like the fact that many of the songs are somewhat clumped into the middle 30 or so minutes of the show, due solely to my poor conversation conducting skills. And the faulty Skype connections. And that Mike’s voice sounds a bit echoed. And Sheriff Harry sat this one out. But DON’T WORRY! We have figured it out, so I promise you, Episode 2 will be PERFECT! And I am SO sorry that every 2 seconds I do this nervous little “heh-heh” laugh. I don’t do that in real life. It’s my annoying, “Oh shit I’m talking to someone I don’t know personally for the first time, and whom I’ve always hated before, while trying to fill in awkward silences with shit talk to keep a podcast going” kind of laugh. So I will work hard not to do the gay little laugh.

Opeth- The Leper Affinity
Iron Maiden- The Number of the Beast
Adagio - Next Profundis
Venom- Don’t Burn the Witch
Necrophagist - Only Ash Remains
King Diamond- The Invisible Guests
The Raunchous Brothers- Kill Every Gay
Gorod - Thirst for Power
Helloween- Murderer
Satan – Trial By Fire (NOT Falchenbach!)
Ensiferum- Treacherous Gods

THE NEXT EPISODE WILL BE A DEATH METAL ONLY EPISODE! REQUEST SOME GOOD DEATH METAL!
Keep the requests flowing! Don’t be gay and say “I’ve got a request for yall: episode 2.”
We are working as hard as we can on releasing these episodes! They take time to record then edit.

The only reason my voice echos is because of tom and how he is too stupid to use headphones.
Blame him not me

DLing now. I can already tell who picked out which songs, Haha.

Burp wrote:

DLing now. I can already tell who picked out which songs, Haha.

Its pretty obvious. But I'm surprised that there is no Immortal.

Also BITERS! Cuntcast did a DM special for their 2nd episode!

Listening now.

The songlist SUCKS (NO Ahab..)
The file is too big.
The shit talk is barely entertaining.
DEATH METAL ONLY episodes are bad mojo.

Keep up the good work.

I will ban you sheriff

shriffsheriff wrote:

The songlist SUCKS (NO Ahab..)
The file is too big.
The shit talk is barely entertaining.
DEATH METAL ONLY episodes are bad mojo.

Keep up the good work.

hey FUCKER! your not doing anything to help! so i WILL ban you if you dont take up your place and join me and TODD! how DARE you bitch at me like that! how DARE you! its ALL your fault that the file is too big, the episode was unentertaining, and the playlist was shit. ENTIRELY your fault for bitching out on me and TODD.

This is probably the only podcast where a Gorod song gets dedicated to "all the heteros".
& I never bothered to even look for that Dyoxen album, thought it'd be a lost cause for sure. Souds over-priced for a CD, as old as it is.

Woohoo finally!!!

Burp wrote:

This is probably the only podcast where a Gorod song gets dedicated to "all the heteros".

I got bored and turned it off, and I requested two songs so stop your bitching.

Tom J. Pulvorazor wrote:

shriffsheriff wrote:

The songlist SUCKS (NO Ahab..)
The file is too big.
The shit talk is barely entertaining.
DEATH METAL ONLY episodes are bad mojo.

Keep up the good work.

hey FUCKER! your not doing anything to help! so i WILL ban you if you dont take up your place and join me and TODD! how DARE you bitch at me like that! how DARE you! its ALL your fault that the file is too big, the episode was unentertaining, and the playlist was shit. ENTIRELY your fault for bitching out on me and TODD.

Stop blaming OTHERS for YOUR OWN shortcomings tom, it is childish and annoying.
Become a MAN tom. You can do it: just work harder at whatever you do.

shriffsheriff wrote:

Tom J. Pulvorazor wrote:

shriffsheriff wrote:

The songlist SUCKS (NO Ahab..)
The file is too big.
The shit talk is barely entertaining.
DEATH METAL ONLY episodes are bad mojo.

Keep up the good work.

hey FUCKER! your not doing anything to help! so i WILL ban you if you dont take up your place and join me and TODD! how DARE you bitch at me like that! how DARE you! its ALL your fault that the file is too big, the episode was unentertaining, and the playlist was shit. ENTIRELY your fault for bitching out on me and TODD.

Stop blaming OTHERS for YOUR OWN shortcomings tom, it is childish and annoying.
Become a MAN tom. You can do it: just work harder at whatever you do.

if your such a wise and experianced old man, then GROW A PAIR OF NUTS AND JOIN OUT TEAM!!!!!!!! stop changing the subject, which im SURE youll do when you reply to this. lets talk this out old buddy. so why cant you get skype or audaciity? WHERE is the problem?

Burp wrote:

This is probably the only podcast where a Gorod song gets dedicated to "all the heteros".
& I never bothered to even look for that Dyoxen album, thought it'd be a lost cause for sure. Souds over-priced for a CD, as old as it is.

overpriced as shit, but i HAD to have the CD, they are my 2nd or 3rd favorite band now and that album is pure gold. NOTHING has ever been done like it. while doing some Dyoxen research i also stumbled upon Satan and Incubus, who i never really thought to look into untill about a month ago, and they are fucking good too. they have that really good sound that dyoxen has, but i dont think theyre as good as dyoxen. 3 very unique bands, Dyoxen and Satan and Incubus.

Tom J. Pulvorazor wrote:

overpriced as shit, but i HAD to have the CD, they are my 2nd or 3rd favorite band now and that album is pure gold. NOTHING has ever been done like it. while doing some Dyoxen research i also stumbled upon Satan and Incubus, who i never really thought to look into untill about a month ago, and they are fucking good too. they have that really good sound that dyoxen has, but i dont think theyre as good as dyoxen. 3 very unique bands, Dyoxen and Satan and Incubus.

In case you haven't got it yet, here's their 'Apocalyptic Dreams' demo, I know it took me awhle to find it for myself.
http://www.mediafire.com/?amn2mfhzgfm

- Tom, you spend WAY too much on CDs. Especially when its only one.
- I like hoe Hideous gets looped in with The Raunchous Brothers and The Mentors
- Eyehategod is good pissed off music, check them out.
- Thatnks for the plug

Burp wrote:

Tom J. Pulvorazor wrote:

overpriced as shit, but i HAD to have the CD, they are my 2nd or 3rd favorite band now and that album is pure gold. NOTHING has ever been done like it. while doing some Dyoxen research i also stumbled upon Satan and Incubus, who i never really thought to look into untill about a month ago, and they are fucking good too. they have that really good sound that dyoxen has, but i dont think theyre as good as dyoxen. 3 very unique bands, Dyoxen and Satan and Incubus.

In case you haven't got it yet, here's their 'Apocalyptic Dreams' demo, I know it took me awhle to find it for myself.
http://www.mediafire.com/?amn2mfhzgfm

you are my god.

El Decapo wrote:

- Tom, you spend WAY too much on CDs. Especially when its only one.
- I like hoe Hideous gets looped in with The Raunchous Brothers and The Mentors
- Eyehategod is good pissed off music, check them out.
- Thatnks for the plug

ya but when i blow my wad on music, its not just any CD, its DYOXEN or DEATH ANGEL or MONSTROSITY or CANCER or fuckin VIO-LENCE or something.
lost and forgotten gods of metal. the best there are. the one true paths to metal satisfaction.

Tom J. Pulvorazor wrote:

El Decapo wrote:

- Tom, you spend WAY too much on CDs. Especially when its only one.
- I like hoe Hideous gets looped in with The Raunchous Brothers and The Mentors
- Eyehategod is good pissed off music, check them out.
- Thatnks for the plug

ya but when i blow my wad on music, its not just any CD, its DYOXEN or DEATH ANGEL or MONSTROSITY or CANCER or fuckin VIO-LENCE or something.
lost and forgotten gods of metal. the best there are. the one true paths to metal satisfaction.

If Imma blow a shit load of cash on one thing, it'd be a vinyl.

keep it up...

New episode on the horizon.

Hades wrote:

New episode on the horizon.

Finally!!!

shriffsheriff wrote:

Hades wrote:

New episode on the horizon.

Finally!!!

x2

Episode flow will hopefully be more steady in the future.